Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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