Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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