I cockslap morals
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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