Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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