Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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