I love black thongs
Please, let me fuck your mom
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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