I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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