you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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