You really coming over, don't trick.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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