:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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