You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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