i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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