Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
