For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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