I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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