he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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