About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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