dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
only if we run a train.
done.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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