she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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