awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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