false alarm. still invincible.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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