i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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