Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
