I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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