im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
ttyl tear gas
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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