What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
