it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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