What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
