google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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