Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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