i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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