the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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