I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Congratulations! We have a period
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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