Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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