wake up i wanna do it froggy style
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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