You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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