woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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