How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
