You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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