FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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