I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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