My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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