I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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