i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My breath smells like gin and sadness
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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