You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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