Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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