Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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