What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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