Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
