If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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