Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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