how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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