Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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