You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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