I wanna bring you to show and tell
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
